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ghost write 8 bars of a snoop esbos rap 2016-02-22 08:27:52 No. 75 [reply]

Pulled a hunny on tinder by sending her memes
she said she liked me said she'd bring me some green
gotta play man if you're snoozin' you're losin'
just call me thriddy 'cause now i'm beugin' with susan

2016-02-23 13:37:39 No. 75.558 [reply]

puffin on that weed, hear the poppin of seeds
spark another up, while i sip my mead
checkin all the bitches on my facebook feed
solid 10 korean chick, she'll feel my greed

2016-02-25 07:46:06 No. 75.565 [reply]

I am the cheggman i am the walrus
Double decker top kekker taller than all of us
I am the rice man indian game with the bacardi
the dardy basmati from martyparty

2016-02-28 14:07:56 No. 75.594 [reply]

Cheg1 festy-popped runnin’ round trolley poles
Super-saiyan salaries and tongue-punch’d quollmoles.
I beat my statistics, vitek’s autistic,
NBAsian gyprock, this shits cataclysmic!

2016-02-28 16:43:20 No. 75.595 [reply]

b.g. vitgeeh spinning plates like beats feed
into the backbone like so many weed cheeg
mister latistul keep the speakers full of keepers
big beef on fleek in the sneakers london tower with the beefeaters
rita skeeter zookeepers press are all animals
press the flanel on the panel with the camel hannibal
keep the canon rollin and the dole bludgers dole'n
my shots are always hole in one molan corollan

2016-02-28 18:26:07 No. 75.596 [reply]

localised anonymous cyberbullying
put my dick fully in
the tinder winder of opportunity
keep the schooner i want two-a-these

2016-02-28 18:43:33 No. 75.597 [reply]

~please~
smeagol with the deagle call me cheegel kneivel
cone head like weedle -- meme dead like weebl
feeble excuses for juices, vaping is for gooses
anyway i only quit yesterday i'll just smoke one of bruce's

2016-02-28 20:13:11 No. 75.606 [reply]

yeah i’m dirty like gawler river
i wish pccg would sell me a new liver
bintang singlet hair curls in ringlets
curling iron makes more pubes the hotter the thing gets

2016-02-28 20:52:53 No. 75.638 [reply]

i wish your mum would ring less, she’s tying up the landline
she’s been on the blower since she blowed me in the skyline
landmine relationship goals
fillin holes not payin’ the bridge toll (quollmole)

2016-02-28 22:32:06 No. 75.655 [reply]

I’m a cheg1 zhunga check inside my intel
I’m bigger than the boys in the NRL
Streamin’ Linus Tech Tips while I puff dank bueg rips, bitch
lay off the cake mix, get a grip on your fat hips

2016-02-28 22:54:29 No. 75.656 [reply]

cruisin’ ‘round hewett in the skyline
cheap wine, sweet lips is foggin’ my mind
Not stressin ‘ but I reckon i’ll pull over for a second
Feelin’ pretty pissed, so I might crash at Stefan’s.

2016-02-28 23:21:12 No. 75.658 [reply]

Eyes wide apart so I probably wouldn’t date her
Black sluts swipe right, the coon-cum-creator
Don’t need a hardhat, refrigerator terminator
WOW raider, penetrator, choke a bitch, darth vader.

2016-02-28 23:44:27 No. 75.659 [reply]

Join the circle with Esbos, do the sign of the cross
Let us pray for inervate, all that’s left is james calligeros
Creation station, Saint Luke nation
excommunication, Martyparty reformation

2016-03-01 22:23:18 No. 75.668 [reply]

Whiskey-dick wristy chicken twisty don’t dismiss me
I might be tipsy but I’m still feelin’ frisky
We can play doctor, glove your lips round my todger,
Romper-pomper, harry potter, blow up like Sam Vosper.

2016-03-02 10:40:32 No. 75.669 [reply]

munchin’ down mickey D’s, solvin’ the mr. E
vitek underscore geeh You’ve got a friendan me
toy-story, king-corey, edgy amulet of glory
combat level: 420, marijuana mandatory

2016-05-05 01:01:54 No. 75.827 [reply]

yo, alakrimbo. suck like-like a dingo
yeah. vick. dick singo.
dips like slingo.
yeah (x5) alarimbo, yeah

2016-05-05 12:33:36 No. 75.828 [reply]

there once was a nigger
the cop pulled the trigger
now whose dick is bigger?
fucking nigger

2020-01-10 20:25:27 No. 75.1495 [reply]

Hit me up on Christian Mingle
We can have a dry hump upon the king single